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welcome


hello everyone and welcome to my contest!

please take your entry coupon and join the
queue to the left, where you will be recieve your free beer,

(note: this offer applies only to contest participants and is limited to 1 beer per person)

this contest is free for anyone to enter, we have no silly rules about self promotion or image hosting! feel free to promote your entry as much as you like and your image may be hosted from any website!


the theme for this first contest is going to be JUDAISM
this means that you can submit any art (including photography and poetry) under the theme of the jews. all hail moses!


i will make a badge or something for the winner(s) to put on their profile






1) [Clarity.]
<img:http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/7725/brodyvt7.jpg>
this is a piece that i have submitted to get the ball rolling.
it features me on a date with the world's hottest jew, seth cohen.


2) stu the jew a poem by [Evolution X]
jew jew jew
lost his shoe
didn't know what to do
his name was stu

3) an untitled poem by [frayed~sanity]
aunty semetic is a nasty lady
she once fed me onion gravy
i much prefer my uncle jew
'cause he cooks food that's easy to chew

4) the emo jew, edited by[TRiCKY DiSCO]
I’ll Be The jew That No One Ever Hears,
Though My Silent Screams Would Deafen Most Ears.
I’ll Be The jew Plastered With A Smile,
Though Silently Wondering If Life’s Worth While.
I’ll Be The jew To Brighten Your Day,
Though Quietly Wanting The Favor Repaid.
I’ll Be The jew Who Never Sheds A Tear,
Though At Night Wishes Them To Appear.
I’ll Be The jew First To Laugh,
Though I Feel My Insides Tearing In Half.
I’ll Be The jew With The Best Of Friends,
Though They Don’t Know My Internal Problems.
I’ll Be The jew Who Keeps On Living,
Though All I Want Is To Give In.

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2008-03-03 [Triola]: *bashes Squee over the head with something hard* >.<

2008-03-03 [sequeena_rae]: We are. However, that doesn't mean we have to take abuse either.

2008-03-03 [sequeena_rae]: You know you love it Trin :P *glomp*

Is it like the one out of ghost catcher? :o

2008-03-03 [Triola]: *humps* I do :3

2008-03-03 [Clarity.]: have i abused any of you??!?!
& no it's not it's a white corsa driven around by ben bainbridge and when we see some young boys we like the look of we entice them into the backseat with whiz bars and other treats and then we make them listen to bright eyes and death cab

2008-03-03 [sequeena_rae]: I wasn't talking to you [Clarity.] :p

Sounds like tons of fun.

2008-03-03 [Clarity.]: it is, it used to be a punto but we don't talk about that anymore.

2008-03-03 [sequeena_rae]: Oh dear, got totalled did it? :p

2008-03-03 [Clarity.]: yeah, it actually did. sad times

2008-03-03 [PandaClocks]: It did
but it wasn't my fault
the child ran out into a main road
i wasn't going to let it get away
so i had to attempt to dodge on coming traffic

2008-03-03 [Clarity.]: well ben he didn't like the fact you were on a journey to meet a boy who was of legal age.

2008-03-03 [PandaClocks]: oh and [Clarity.]
you know that crazy indicator i have?
well turns out its not just hyper
it was trying to alert me that my front indicator's bulb had gone haha
i could have lost my license for that :D

2008-03-03 [Clarity.]: HAHA oh dear. so that means you've been driving around without your indicators working? i think the universe just doesn't want you to drive.

2008-03-03 [PandaClocks]: me too
it'll be the children sabotaging our machine
little buggers
we need an ice cream van

2008-03-03 [Clarity.]: rupert grint drives an ice cream van, when i marry him i'll let you have it on weekends

2008-03-03 [Clarity.]: .
<img350*0:http://i30.tinypic.com/2s12e6a.png>
in the child catcher :P
i'm gonna upload the rest of my fisheyes soooon boy

2008-03-03 [Scientist Studies.]: ' have i abused any of you??!?!
& no it's not it's a white corsa driven around by ben bainbridge and when we see some young boys we like the look of we entice them into the backseat with whiz bars and other treats and then we make them listen to bright eyes and death cab'  ITS TRUE! THEY DID THIS TO ME!!!

2008-03-03 [PandaClocks]: you wish rachael bowser ;)

2008-03-03 [Clarity.]: her mam said no

2008-03-03 [Clarity.]: something fishy

2008-03-03 [PandaClocks]: rights!!!!!
we both go down together

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